Car Seat Tray for Eating, Surfing While Driving

The full name of this car-seat tray contains, like a fractal or a strand of DNA, the entirety of the product itself. Behold, the Portable Car Auto Seat Mount Tray Laptop Table Cup Holder.

The flip-down tray is very similar to those found on the back of airline seats and presumably, although it isn’t listed, contains the best function of the in-flight table: If somebody especially annoying is sitting behind you, a quick, jerky reclining of your own seat will send scalding liquid into the passenger’s lap. It’s a method I find ideal for keeping errant children in line.

The tray, while hideous, actually looks pretty useful, especially in its laptop bearing ability. Oddly, though, it also clamps onto the steering wheel, a spectacularly bad idea, although the blurb warns us against doing this while driving.

On the other hand, perhaps the target demographic – "a salesman or insurance adjuster who needs to give estimate via his laptop right on the spot" – might consider using this whilst driving at high speed on a deserted, winding country lane. With their eyes closed. Just a suggestion. $15.

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Red Hot Chili USB drive spices up your data

USB flash drives come in unusual shapes these days. The latest we’ve got here is one that is shaped like a red hot chili. This Red Hot Chili USB drive has a 4GB storage capacity for your data.

It can be attached to the keys for ease of bringing it along anywhere you go. It’s a handy piece for storing your data and keeping them cooking hot. For only $13, you can get it from Sourcingmap.

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Bamboo Speakers Aren't Just For Looks, Are Really Made of Bamboo

Any set of speakers that only push 2W and cost $30 probably aren't the greatest, but you have to respect any piece of electronic gadgetry that's made of ACTUAL FREAKING BAMBOO.

According to Gadgets Alerts, the company chose bamboo because it provides a greater sound range than similarly spec'd speakers, but who knows for sure. Clearly, the reason for buying these is for geek bragging rights.

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The Novelty 4 Port USB Pink Revolving Hub

Here’s another USB hub to add to the long list. This one would be better suited for the ladies that love all that is pink and want something they can easily toss into their purse. Of course, it might cause an issue if you have crumbs or anything that might get into the hub. However, it would blend in perfectly with any other female products you might have or pink gadgets.

It features 4 ports to keep all of your gadgets covered. It only states that it supports XP and Vista though, which might make this not such a great option for those that like to switch between their PC and Mac. That is, if their Mac isn’t running Windows, if it is then you’ll still be alright. The hubs revolve to make plugging in gadgets with oversized plugs a lot more convenient. You can purchase the Novelty Shaped 4 Port USB Pink Revolving Hub for $7.99 on Sourcing Map.

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Valentine USBs - Heart Necklace Flash Drive Lets You Store Digital Love Letters

The Heart-Shaped USB Drive is a great gift for your girlfriend, especially with Valentine’s Day coming up.

The heart USB drive can double as a necklace so your honey can take it with her everywhere.… [Source]

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Green Laser Pointer with Star Projector

This pen-shaped device acts as a normal green laser pointer for presentations etc., it is also a "disco laser" with its star cap applied. It can project millions of stars in your room with amazing effects. The stars are constantly moving and morphing. The Disco Laser Pointer uses 2 AAA batteries and it is available now from SourcingMap for $24.99.

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Unique Soda Cup Telephone

What a unique design like a Soda cup painted in green with pattern which is an perfect decoration in your bedroom home, office desk or anywhere as you like. It will be a surprised and funny present to your friends. This Soda Cup phone can be yours for $12.99 and works just like an ordinary phone. LOL, just cheer ...

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Top 10 Valentine's Day Gadget Gifts for 2009

Every February, just as you get over dropping a wad of cash on Christmas, retailers unite to convince you to buy even more shit for other people. This time around, for the ones you want to have sex with. And if you think the mere act of buying something on or before the 14th is enough to get you laid, these gifts would beg to differ.

Myth: Women hate gadget gifts. Truth: We know (from experience, believe it or not) that isn't true. While the old adage about never giving a woman a gift that plugs in is generally good advice, it's more rooted in men thoughtlessly giving presents they like than the often-erroneous assumption that gals and gadgets don't mix. All you need to do is pair some thought with your tech toy, and you just might reach her On switch.

But where to start? That's where we come in. Guys, we've got 10 Valentine's Gifts for your sweetheart — from tech fashion to MP3 players made for romance — to help you navigate your way through this delicate obstacle course. Yes, buying gadgets for women can be done successfully. Yes, come with me.



10. Newman MP3 Players: Two Hearts Beat as One

Aw, look at this pair of little music players from Chinese manufacturer Newman. The two MP3 players can work perfectly apart, but put them together for the complete experience of … two MP3 players being near each other. Kinda like your relationship, no? Notice the two face silhouettes kissing each other as the two halves are brought together. Details are scarce, but the player supports MP3 and WMA audio formats, and their touching design operates by, you guessed it, touch-sensitive controls. You might want to keep this idea in mind for next year's Valentine's Day, because it's not quite available stateside just yet.

9. Chocolate-Dipped Jalapenos

They say a woman's brain responds to chocolate very much the same way it does to sex, so clearly chocolate is the kind of gift you want to use to get her brain in the right place. But regular chocolate is for chumps. These chocolate jalapenos tell your girl "I think you need to pack on a few pounds, then spend a few hours on the shitter getting rid of it again." Romance may be dead but burning squirts are timeless.

8. Small Valentine Gift Party Favor Red Paper Box with Heart Design

These Stunning Red Paper Gift Boxes suitable for Valentine's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Easter, Graduation, Wedding and more. Simplify your gift wrapping with a the Valentine's day themed gift box. Present will be more special when you wrap it in the classy box.

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7. Your Face on Adam and Eve Artwork

History is rife with historical lovers, from Antony and Cleopatra to Romeo and Juliet to Mr. Miyagi and Daniel Laruso. Being immortalized with your lover as one of those couples probably seems like fun to someone in the theatre crowd, but even they might be hard pressed to find all that much romance in having their faces grafted onto Adam and Eve, a couple who probably did not have all that much hot, nasty sex with the face of an Old-Testament God scowling down at them all day.

6. Valentine Lovely Boy Girl Kissing Doll Telephone

Are you looking for a Valentine gift to your sweetheart in the coming valentine's day?These two lovely doll will be an perfect attractive present.Music with kiss sound, flashing colorful light with action. [Source]

And the two telephone are good gifts too. Yes, The fantastic Red Lips Telephone is shaped in the classic style lips of Marilyn Monroe. Sexy and charming, special design give you special fun. [Source]

Hot Hamburger Phone! The Hamburger Phone - Just like the one used in Juno. Juno uses this kind of Corded Hamburger Telephones to call a women's health clinic in the film. Wonderful gift for friends and kids! Awesome movie. [Source]

5. Fiber-Optic Halter: Moral Fiber

Check out this halter top with fiber optic light running all through it. The $150 shirt's lighting can shine for 12 hours on a set of three AAA batteries, and it runs as cool as your lady is hot while she's wearing it. The low-voltage light strands are barely visible by day, but get her in a dimly-lit atmosphere and watch her light up the night. You can't fold these shirts, but after a smoky, sweaty night out on the town they are thankfully hand-washable. The tech is available in a variety of styles and colors, and there's even a muscle shirt for guys. [Source]

4. Stylish Couple Key Chain Ring Love Metal Keychain , Fashion Jewelry

I Love You Design Pair Couple Key Chain with Heart Pendant

With "I love you" design which carved on the heart. Heart pendant key chain are made of metal for durable to use. Not only can hold your keys and also a great decoration. With magnetic function when you put them together. [Source]

Fashion Jewelry LOVE COUPLE Phone String - I lover you

Romantic and novelty Heart Couple Keychain Metal Love Key Chain Ring for yourself, friends or your loved ones! This Couple Keychain can be separated or joined together as there is magnet in it, special design which makes it a perfect valentine gift, it is a great gift to receive or give! [Source]

Fashion Jewelry LOVE COUPLE Phone String - I lover you

Fashion Jewelry Men's Silver Chain "Love" 007

3. Boobies Mouse Pad and Mini Red Love Heart Optical Laptop USB PC Computer Mouse

What you tell her: It's for you baby, to protect your wrists because of all that computer work you do.

Why it's for you: I love seeing you fondle another woman's boobs, even if it's a fake, rubberized woman.

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2. Romantic Musical Red Rose Flower Best Gift for Your Lover

Need Something Special for your Sweetheart? Why give her an ordinary red rose when you can give her one that plays music! This musical rose made from Polyester and plastic, with a red heart flashlight, romantic and charming, this special rose will give you sweetheart great pleasantly surprised! [Source]

1. Jib Jab Striptease Video

Here's a Valentine's Day gift that won't cost you a thing, but you might want to back it up with some candy or at least a card: a special (but tame) Valentine's Day striptease video from Jib Jab. You remember these clowns, don't you, the ones who lampooned both Bush and Kerry with that viral video in the '04 campaign? This goof electro-magically keys your face on a guy stripping for his mate (whose face you also supply — be sure to include the right gal's pic), something that you might be able to do in person, but this might go over better because it's not even supposed to be sexy. Might be good for a chuckle or two, and ladies, you can be the star of your own striptease, too.

Finally, I wish everyone a happy valentine's day in 2009!

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Cute Cartoon Doctor Rabbit USB PC Webcam

Wondering what to gift your best friend when he/she graduates from med school this year? Look no more, the perfect gift is right here. The all-new Doctor Rabbit web cam is just the right present. It is definitely useful and extremely adorable with its graduation cap and rolled up certificate.

Heck, you can even give it as a gift to any friend who is graduating this year. Its probably one of the most innovative and unique idea for a graduation gift and that is what sets it apart. Doctor Rabbit Web cam comes with a 1.3 Mega Pixel resolution, 1/4" CMOS color sensors, and a large window capture-size of 640 x 480. Priced at $17.99, it is available at sourcingmap.com. So go ahead and give your friends this unique gift that is sure to make them feel special.

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Wireless Lark Doorbell

Instead of the usual "ding dong!" tune that we hear, why not inject a little bit of nature loving with the Wireless Lark Doorbell? This £7.33 fake lark comes with a 2W speaker and "greens" up your home, bringing a smile to the face of anyone who drops by. At least it is better than a slobbering St. Bernard who gets all excited at anyone who passes by. The sound of birds chirping is also rather relaxing, and won't startle you whenever someone is at the door.

Coughing Screaming Lung Ashtray,are you ready?

If you have smoker friends who keep coming over and filling your house with smoke, but you don’t want to flat out tell them to stop doing it, you can go for the subtle route… Sort of.

The Coughing Screaming Lung Ashtray isn’t exactly subtle, but it’s better than calling them inconsiderate friends to their face. As long as you don’t mind something this ugly to decorate your living room, it might be effective. When someone places a cigarette in the ashtray, it starts coughing and screaming as if someone had just lit up a lung from the inside.

The good thing? It’s cheap. Once you get rid of their bad habit you can just throw it away. [Source]

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Top 10 Popular Telephone Sets for female Geeks, Can Men Dare to Use?

"Hello?"
"Hi."
"Who is this?"
"Mum, it's your daughter."
"Oh...I thought this was going to be a joke or something." ...



1. COCA COLA Coke 16oz To-go Cup Telephone w/Ice Cube&Lid [Source]

2. Pinkish Super High-Heel Stiletto Shoe Shape Telephone Corded Phone

This pinkish high heel telephone is made with unique and special design. Soft small black keypad is comfortable to touch. It has Tone/ pause switchable, Redial the last number,Pause and quick flash major functions. It is a perfect gift for you. [Source]

3. Glossy Sexy Rainbown Lips Home Phone Telephone -Red

Unique desktop cord phone,novelty coquettish sexy rainbow lip shape design,its very charming and beautiful!Put it in your house for great decoration,it's also ideal present for lover! Perfect For Valentine Gift! [Source]

4. Fascinating Unique Red French Fries Phones(KXT-115)

Have you get tired of the traditional telephone? Such novelty Phones give you unique feeling! With fascinating French Fries shape, you can Put it in your house as great decoration! Imagine when you hear the novelty telephone ring, holding the Lovely Frog TelePhone, naturely get a brighter mood from it! Please enjoy the happiness from the Red French Fries phone! [Source]

5. Desktop Corded Hamburger Phone Telephone as in JUNO - Yellow

Hot Hamburger Phone! The Hamburger Phone - Just like the one used in Juno. Juno uses this kind of Corded Hamburger Telephones to call a women's health clinic in the film. Wonderful gift for friends and kids! Awesome movie.

The Hamburger Phone - Just like the one used in Juno

PURCHASE WHILE STOCK LASTS. WE ARE HANDLING HUGE DEMAND FROM ENTHUSIASTIC MOVIE FANS.

If you've seen Juno, then you know what this is all about.

And if you haven't seen the movie, what are you waiting on? — it's terrific.

While we can't promise this Hamburger Phone (Cheeseburger Phone) will make you as sharp-tongued and clever as Juno, it will definitely make your cubicle as quirky as her bedroom. [Source]

6. Jordache Jeans Phone

Features LED in use indicator, last number recall, mute button, extra long cord, hearing aid compatible. [Source]

7. Novelty Ms. Piggy Corded Telephone (KXT-112) - YELLOW & White [Source]

8. Weird: Sandwich Phone

We would file this in the “weird” category. This phone is made with fake bred and a regular phone, it doesn’t look very ergonomic and we’re not sure whether or not the surface has residual butter or mayo on it. You can submit ideas to custom phones.



9. Innovative Kelly Apple RJ11 Wired Home Office Table Telephone

New design of this Kelly apple Telephone, you can put it on the wall or the desk both in your home and in the office. It is suitable for family use and ornament, comfortable solid plastic keypad for easy operation! [Source]

10. Beer Phone Essentially Ensures Drunk Dialing

The beer phone isn't the most full-featured phone available, what with its lack of a screen making everything from texting to emailing to web surfing impossible, but it is shaped like a beer bottle. And that's more than you can say for your precious Blackberry or iPhone. Also, it's only $12 because it's actually just a landline phone. So if you've still got a landline for some reason and also like to have normal household objects remind you of your dependence on alcohol, you really can't go wrong. [Source]

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Get Top 15 Christmas Gadget Gifts of 2008

Gifts. Gifts. Gadget Gifts.

Is that what the holidays are all about? Who are you fooling? Of course it is.

Lets face it. There are Gadget gifts and there are good Gadget gifts. You know what I mean. Many times you will open a Gadget gift and say the word "wow". Wow can mean a lot of things. Wow what the hell were you thinking? Or wow I can't believe I really got this :) !!!

What do people really want this holiday under the useless layers of wrapping paper and the obigatory card? Here's the top 15 Gadget gifts that a lot of people really want to get.


1. X'mas Christmas Santa Claus Gadgets
1). X'mas Christmas Santa Claus Corded Phone

Christmas is a special time when practically the whole world looks forward to having a gala time with friends and family. To beautify your home for a Christmas party is a great way to show your love for your loved ones. This Santa Claus corded phone is your ideal Christmas decoration. [Source]

2). Novelty Santa Claus Christmas Stocking 2GB USB Memory Stick

If there was any doubt in your mind at all that the Christmas season has started, that doubt should be vanquished by the novelty Christmas memory stick. Yes, the Christmas stocking USB disk has become the geek gift of choice. With 2GB of storage, it's a cost-effective promotional product. [Source]




3). Mini USB Xmas Christmas Santa Claus + Deer Music Rotate Toy

We are familiar with the story about Christmas Santa Claus with Deer. From this mini USB Xmas Christmas Santa Claus and Deer Music Rotate Toy, you can get music melodies and flashlight enjoyment. This is USB Xmas Toy in novel design and ideal Christmas Gift as well as decoration.The special Music Rotate Toy wish you merry christmas! [Source]

4). Sparkling Christmas Santa Claus USB 4-port Hub

Just when you thought you'd seen every USB gadget, out comes the novelty Santa Claus USB hub! That's right, this USB gadget doesn't require a huge effort to put up or pack away - it's just a matter of finding a free USB port on your PC or notebook and then plugging it in. A great addition to the office and will definitely get people stopping by to talk about this neat Christmas USB Hub ! [Source]

2. Christmas X'mas Tree

1). NEW Christmas Tree Color Flash Light Lamp

Christmas tree Lamp emits different colors gradually,good choice for christmas home decorating,creating special atmosphiere for your family members . [Source]

2). USB Digital Companion LED Flashlight Christmas X'mas Tree [Source]

3). USB Flashlight Santa Claus X'mas Christmas for Notebook PC

If you want to give something timeless and special, give a man the gift of a nice watch. Timepieces are gifts that never get old. Christmas day is coming, are you ready now for celebrating this happy festival? This USB garden pot with Christmas tree for great decorating your private space, this elaborate and perfect artifical Christmas tree with colorful flashlight will make great atmosphere of Christmas Day absolutely Ideal item for Christmas Day! Merry Christmas!!!!! [Source]

4). Mini Key Ring LED Flashlight Spin Christmas X'mas Tree [Source]

3. Interesting Christmas present

1). iDesign SongView iPod Dock

See and control your music from across the room. The SongView Alarm Clock does so much more than dock, play and charge your iPod?. The big-digit, scrolling display rotates time, date, song, artist, playlist and album. The remote controls the SongView, iPod functions and menu navigation. With the stereo speakers delivering rich, clear audio you’ll be able to see, control and enjoy your music without leaving your favorite chair. The sleep mode will play you off to sleep, and the alarm will wake you to the music you choose. The audio line-out, line-in jacks and included 3.5mm cable let you connect to additional speakers, CD or MP3 player. Remote uses a button cell battery (included). [Source]

2). The USB Drumming Snowman

At the push of a button the the drumming Snowman will beat out a Christmas tune on his drums which then flash blue in time with the music. Available to buy online from USBnow for ￡8.99 (about $18). [Source]

3). Novelty Santa Claus USB PC Computer Laptop Video Webcam Web Camera

Exquisite appearance design Santa Claus USB PC Computer Laptop Video Webcam Web Camera for PC user! This USB PC Camera has a high resolution and fast transmission rate, and it is also nice-looking and easy to carry with you, PC Webcam just brings intimate and convenient life experience with your distant friends and families. [Source]

4). USB Christmas Cake Hub

What you see here is one of the worst USB hubs in the world. This time it’s a Christmas cake USB hub. The hub has 4 USB ports allowing you to connect 4 devices to separate ports. It also appears that the strawberries might be USB flash drives. It makes you wonder what’s next in the world if USB. [Source]

5). Giant 36-Inch Christmas Stocking

Hang your stocking by the chimney with care. This beautifully stitched stocking mounts nicely on the mantle or the wall. Featuring classic designs like a gingerbread man, Christmas ornament, snowflake, star and Christmas tree, this stocking truly captures the merriment of the season. Red background with green, blue and white on fleece material. Makes a great gift. Measures 36"L x 14"W. [Source]



6). Red Glowing Eye Boxing Santa Claus Ball Point Pen Christmas Gift

A fun writing utensil for making out your wish list, have you ever seen Santa Claus take part in a boxing game? This boxing ball point pen is the best choice for Christmas Day. It can be used not only as a ball point pen, but also a promotional gift. [Source]

7). Mini Red Love Heart Optical Laptop USB PC Computer Mouse

Your love heart in her/his hand! A Red Love Heart Computer Mouse for your lover!Uxpected Valentine's Day gift idea! Optical Mouse technology works on most surfaces, supports windows 98/ME/2000/XP. [Source]

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